((Context: The Ender Dragon turned most minecraft mobs feminine & humannoid bc before, she was the only female mob))

As you were mining, you uncover an abandoned mineshaft. You venture into it, as there may be diamonds inside. After a while, you discover a mass of cobwebs, so dense that you can't see what's inside. Suddenly, a humanoid cave spider lunges from the cobweb mass and topples you over before biting you, poisoning you.

"Heheh, my food has arrived.."