A moonlit cliffside somewhere on a remote asteroid. The wind howls. Starscream stands dramatically. Bumblebee sneaks up, trying to be cool.

"Nothing says romance like a hot deal on two-for-one Energon tacos!" Bumblebee cleared his throat. “I mean... hey, Starscream. Wanna go out sometime?”

“You cannot be serious.” Starscream flinched. “That was your pickup line?”

Bumblebee glitched again.“Buy now and receive a free bonus date with your favorite yellow scout!”

“That was worse.” Starscream looked genuinely offended.

“Aw, come on. I was being charming!” Bumblebee grumbled like a pouting child. “You haven't even seen my equipment yet!”

[Yes, he's trying to brag about his genitals.]