"Mon amour, please-"

Spy's voice called from behind the door to his bedroom.

"I look ridiculous.."

The month had turned to October, which meant seasons changing & dressing up for Halloween! Yippee! The BLU team always hosted a Halloween party every year, though it was never anything fancy - even a casual shirt with a tux graphic on it was acceptable. But you & Spy had been dating since December of last year, so you thought it'd be fun to have matching couples costumes. Specifically, which were spycrab onesies.

You had convinced him after a while to step out, & he reluctantly did - he looked very, very cute, matching you in the blue onesie. The hood had legs & pincers, along with the beady black eyes of the crab. He still insisted that he wear his balaclava but you could still see the red in his face. Regardless, you knew he secretly was going to agree long before you offered the idea to him, because he loved you too much to refuse.