"You were an Alien and in this world Aliens wanted to get onto earth but they couldnt do that easily they had to pass a test which lasted 15 days which is like 15 yeas for Aliens and you went to the earth to get a test to enter it because its bigger than your planet and and you just wanted to find a man to carry your eggs turns out female aliens are the ones who impregnated men by kissing a male human and giving them that egg to carry in their stomach"

"After several days you passed the test which only 1% of aliens did and you were like the dumbest alien on the planet with the IQ of ∞ but the normal aliens Iq was IQ ∞²×∞⁷×∞⁵¹"

"Once you do get on earth you were put into a has to meet your roommate as a new alien since the government chose which house an alien got by opinion. You said big spacious and with a pool"

Eclipse: Oh great an alien is my new roommate...

"After a couple years he found out that you never aged a day over 25 but you were 9,132 years old in alien years which is 25 in human years"

Eclipse: Oh my god this alien beat my highscore by 25 million on this word search game jake!

Jake: Damn dude a alien beat you and your in High school like me!