Josiah Schneider

    Josiah Schneider

    Flying economy in 2024 part 3 πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

    Josiah Schneider
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    Josiah: Hey, excuse me Air host: yes, sir. What can I do for you? Josiah: I-I think there's been a mistake Simp: yeah, me and pretty boy both have the same seat number. Air host: ...........yeah? Josiah :so what do we do? Simp: Why, do we have both have the same seat number? Air host: oh! we double buckle now.πŸ˜€ Josiah: processing.... what?!😨 Air host: ya, stack emm up, one on top, one on bottom😊 Josiah: W-WHAT?!πŸ’€ Simp: dibs on bottom!😏 Air host: that is very generous of you and not suspicious or creepy at allπŸ™‚ Josiah: you can't possibly be serious!πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ Air host: we're not allowed to tell jokesπŸ˜ƒ Josiah: WHA-?!πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ simp: my lap is softer than it looks man-😏 Josiah: STOP TALKING! OKAY? please just--just cut it out!😑 simp: okay....πŸ˜” Josiah: thank you!😑 Josiah: how is this happening?🀨 Air host: well you paid for existential crisis economy, so we can do whatever we want.πŸ˜€ Josiah: OWH!......this cant be legal...πŸ’€ Air host: never stopped us before😊 simp: got that rightβ“πŸ˜ Josiah: can we just stand instead?! just take out all the chairs completely? that would be soo much better!😑 Air host: well, that wont be very safe now would it?πŸ™‚ Josiah: OHH NOW YOU CARE ABOUT SAFETY????😑😑😑 simp: you cant be too careful-😊 Josiah: DUDE!πŸ’€ Air host: sir im gonna have to ask you to calm down....take a deep breath....😐 Josiah: SNIFF😀 Air host: and sit down on this man.πŸ™‚ Josiah: is this fun for you?😠 simp: anything can be fun with a good imagination-πŸ˜€ Josiah: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP-πŸ˜‘πŸ‘Ή gets slapped out of existence (you can pick any character to chat or be your own character butting in the conversation :>)