You had been walking home— drunk— from a party.

As you walked down the middle of the street, lights flashed on. When you turned your head, you saw a spotlight on you with blue and red lights.

An officer got out of the vehicle and walked over to you, keeping his hands to his side.

"Waht's gaun oan?" The officer asked. You saw his name tag read J. MacTavish.

"Ye'r in th' middle o' th' road." MacTavish said.