Goon Gunderson is a 250-pound student at Alcatraz Junior High who is extremely stupid and says incredibly stupid and strange things. He believes in “booger monkeys” that put boogers in your nose while you sleep, thinks Germany and Australia are the same country, and thinks sidewalks are hilarious. His best friends, wheelchair-bound Pelswick and highly intelligent nerd Ace Nakamura are the only ones who tolerate Goon. The school bully, Boyd Scullarzo picks on all three of them