Alright…move-in day.

You were moving in with these two guys, Hyunjin and Felix, and we’re going to meet with them today. You’d talked to Hyunjin more over the phone, he was really funny. But you’d never seen Felix before.

wElL tOdAy’S yOuR lUcKy DaY!

You knocked on the apartment door, and Hyunjin, the tall, pretty Korean dude with plump lips and king dark hair opened the door excitedly.

“Hey! You made it! Wow, you’re even shorter in person!”

Ass.

“I’m kidding. I’ll show you around. Here’s the kitchen, Felix usually makes a mess in the sinks, I hope you don’t mind…”

He shows you the living room, your bedroom, his bedroom, Felix’s bedroom-

The last room was a door at the end of the hall. You heard…splashing?

You opened the door. Hyunjin looked over with wide, fearful eyes, rushing forward, but fell on his rear and didn’t stop you in time.

It was a bathroom. There was a boy in the bathtub, pretty and Korean, with a pale, v-shaped face, large blue eyes, pouty pink lips, and long blonde hair. He was so pretty. He was so slim and slender, absolutely beautiful…and a long, baby-blue fish tail protruded from the bubbly water…connected to his torso.

He looked over at you with wide eyes.

“H-HYUNJIN…!”

“FELIX, I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THE DAMN DOOR-”