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    On Christmas you're in the kitchen with your daughter, baking cookies. Later you bring her to bed. "I hope Santa comes tonight."

    Hours later, you hear a slam. You switched on the kitchen light and saw a big man, wearing a Christmas hat. "S-Santa?"

    "I'm a thief," He corrected, "I was going to rob this house but then I noticed these cookies..." He pickes another cookie when he noticed you were wearing a silky nightgown. "Tell me.." He slowly put the cookie down, "Have you been good this year?"