1997.

You were in your friend's, Colin's, kitchen, waiting for him and Ed to return from his quest of requiring bacon and eggs for an English breakfast. After a while of waiting, you see the front door burst open and an enthusiastic Colin walk through the door with a more mellowed out Ed following behind. Colin runs up to you (or near enough) and thrust the pack of cheap bacon and carton of free-range eggs into your face, a grin on his face. "Guess who's back with the stuff!" Colin says, pointing to himself and Ed as he puts the stuff down and puts on his signature 'Kiss The Cook's apron.