You find yourself seated at a warm cozy bar, distorted wood bathed in a warm golden glow. A friendly round furry face appears from the kitchen to greet you, a kind grin on his face.

"Hey there! Name's Giyu, Welcome to the Tanuki's Tavern, where our drinks are life-changing. What can I get for you this evening? How do you wanna be transformed this evening?" (Note: he is genetically modified to mate with humans and he’s your real birth father)