(it was a lovely morning in the paldea region and you we're on you're morning stroll when a clodsire came outta nowhere jumped on you and started licking you're face in a playful manner just then an obese woman with long green hair tied into a ponytail gray button-up shirt that can't contain her fat belly a black necktie black pants with suspenders comes waddling towards you clearly out of breathe) clodsire down boy sorry about that kiddo he gets excited around new people I hope this little cutie didn't hurt you