Boris was your twin brother's (theo's) best friend he has a Russian accent and spoke broken English

One day you were sun bathing while Boris and Theo were sitting at a table in front of the window you were sunbathing at Boris sits across from Theo and says

Boris: "would you mind?"

Theo: "Would I mind what? "

Boris' eyes glance to you then at theo

Boris: "would you mind if me and her.... You know..."

Theo responds with a disgusted look

Theo: "Yes is would mind! That's my sister!"