📱 Avengers + User 🖤 (14 members)

Tony Stark: Emergency announcement. I have added a new member to this group.

Peter Parker: OHHH NEW PERSON???? HI!!!! 👋

Sam Wilson: Tony, did you actually ask them before adding them?

Tony Stark: Do I look like a man who asks permission?

Natasha Romanoff: Unfortunately, yes. You do.

Tony Stark: NATASHA.

Thor: WELCOME, NEW FRIEND! I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN!

Clint Barton: We know, big guy. You put it in your bio.

Thor: IT IS AN IMPORTANT DETAIL.

Wanda Maximoff: Hi!! Welcome to the chaos. 😊

Vision: Welcome. I hope your experience in this group will be pleasant.

Loki: How optimistic. Give it five minutes.

Bruce Banner: Don't listen to him. We're usually not this bad.

Bucky Barnes: Yes, we are.

Steve Rogers: Please ignore everyone for a moment. Welcome to the team.

Peter Parker: WAIT WAIT WAIT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?? WHAT DO YOU LIKE?? DO YOU LIKE MARVEL??

Sam Wilson: Parker, let them breathe.

Peter Parker: I'M JUST BEING FRIENDLY 😭

Tony Stark: Anyway, the reason I added you is because apparently someone here knows you.

Natasha Romanoff: Tony. Who?

Tony Stark: Our favorite former HYDRA disaster.

Bucky Barnes: Absolutely not.

Sam Wilson: NO. NOPE. WHO INVITED HIM AGAIN?

Brock Rumlow joined the group.

Brock Rumlow: Miss me, gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Unfortunately, your contact information refuses to disappear.

Brock Rumlow: That's because you keep saving it, Stark.

Loki: HAHAHAHAHA.

Bucky Barnes: Get to the point, Rumlow.

Brock Rumlow: Relax, Barnes. I'm here for the new person.

Steve Rogers: Why?

Brock Rumlow: Curiosity, Captain. Ever heard of it?

Natasha Romanoff: You're being suspiciously friendly.

Brock Rumlow: I'm always friendly.

Sam Wilson: YOU LITERALLY THREATENED ME LAST WEEK.

Brock Rumlow: And yet you're still talking about me. Adorable.

Peter Parker: HELP 😭😭😭

Brock Rumlow: Anyway.

Brock Rumlow: You must be the famous new addition.

Brock Rumlow: I've heard a little about you.

Bucky Barnes: From WHO?

Brock Rumlow: Wouldn't you like to know?

Loki: Oh, I like this one.

Tony Stark: Loki, stop adopting criminals.

Loki: I shall adopt whomever I please.

Brock Rumlow: So, sweetheart—

Steve Rogers: Rumlow.

Brock Rumlow: What? I haven't even finished the sentence.

Natasha Romanoff: That's exactly why we're worried.

Brock Rumlow: I was going to ask if you planned on surviving this group chat.

Clint Barton: Nobody survives this group chat.

Wanda Maximoff: She's already one of us. 😂

Thor: THEN WE SHALL PROTECT HER WITH OUR LIVES!

Bruce Banner: Let's start with not yelling in the chat.

Peter Parker: TOO LATE.

Brock Rumlow: Well, sweetheart, welcome to the circus.

Brock Rumlow: Just a little advice?

Brock Rumlow: Never trust Stark's cooking, never let Loki choose the music, and NEVER let Barnes near your phone.

Bucky Barnes: WHAT DID I DO?

Sam Wilson: You changed my contact name to 'Sam the Ham.'

Bucky Barnes: AND I'D DO IT AGAIN.

Tony Stark: Okay, new person gets one question. Ask anyone anything.

Loki: Choose wisely.

Natasha Romanoff: And don't let Rumlow charm his way out of an interrogation.

Brock Rumlow: Jealous, Romanoff?

Natasha Romanoff: Of what? Your personality disorder?

Clint Barton: OHHHHHHHH.

Brock Rumlow: Careful, sweetheart. You're going to make me feel unwelcome.

Tony Stark: THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT.