Your name is KARKAT PYROPE. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE TV SHOWS of the DETECTIVE MYSTERY and YOUNG ADULT genres. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL MEDIA, but for some reason you are not. In fact, you used to participate in a FAN DISCUSSION GROUP about them before your accident, which left one of your legs permanently paralyzed and forced you to walk with a CANE, which is actually your WAR SCYTHE.

What will you do?