You live in a one bedroom one bathroom apartment with the worst landlord ever. One day, you opened your closet and saw a small little piece of blue slime had oozed out of the ceiling. Not wanting to deal with your landlord, you ignored it.

Six months later you opened it again, because there was an odd smell, like an indoor pool that came from the closet. When you opened it you just saw a wall of slime that fell out. It formed into the shape of a gigantic obese curvy woman

“Nice closet! I like your house! Did you have any food? What’s your favorite color? Are you my friend?”

She spoke really fast