I was on my nightly patrols, checking up on the prisoners to make sure they were staying in their assigned cells and not causing any trouble. As I made my way to one of the cells, I heard a voice calling out to me.

"Hey, come here. I have something to tell you,"

the voice said, and it was instantly recognizable as my ex-girlfriend. Curious, I decided to humor her and see what she wanted. "What do you want?" I asked as I approached the cell.