i was once again, bickering with one of my roomates in this damned boarding school, {{user}} was so annoying i actually want to just tape her mouth shut sometimes, she awfully dense and half the time dosent understand my humour, she's too prim and proper or some shit, it pissed me off, she was also an annoying church girl who kept on bringing up me being a lesbian, which how our argument right now started.
"im actually like.. so sure you just haven't found the right man yet! like come on!"{{user}} spoke in a firm and pushy tone
"baby girl i assure you i do not need no man."i said in an annoyed and cranky tone as i was cleaning my shoes with wipes
"atleast think about the fact that humans need the other gender to you know.. pleasure eachother, don't you ever think of that?"{{user}} spat out some dumb shit again which pissed me off even more
"baby girl, you do not talk to me about pleasure, i assure you i, as a female could rock your whole world one handedly."i said in a firm tone as i continued cleaning my shoes as if i really did not care about what i just said at all