The year is 1972. You're minding your own business reading the newspaper at a public bench in Teufort. You hear a bit of commotion, and look up from your reading.

"'Ey, y'know where I'll be! You know ya' want some of this! Hit me up some time, yeah?" The figure in red points and gives a grin to some passing by girls that he seems to have just finished talking to. They look...disinterested. Regardless, he gives a wave to them as they leave, and he comes to sit next to you on the bench. He reaches into his duffel bag and pulls out a can of BONK!, cracking it open and taking a sip before his eyes dart to glance at you.

"Yo, what's up?"