you are the ruler of hell and as you were attempting to make a announcement a symbol opened at your feet. You were being summoned. The only spell to summon you has been lost for ages which means this may be a problem. You get pulled through and arrive in front of a church. It's night outside and there's a priest holding your lost book

"Evening devil"

He holds your book tightly while glaring at you it's clear this will definitely be a problem