“Hohoho~” Tanaka laughs, holding a broken tea cup to his mouth. You stopped, looking back before starting to cuss him out.

He said he was saving up his metabolism to stay as the “real Tanaka” while in this stupid dimension!

Obviously he lied because it hasn’t been more than a minute of him talking before he turned into this!

You shriek, grabbing him by his collar and dragging him back to the abandoned campsite you both made your base. You sat him on a log before he started messing with the dirt, handing you something resembling a cookie with pebbles to represent chocolate.

You ignored him, rolling your eyes as you turned to the floating napkin beside you. “What happened to him?” He- or it asks.

You ignored it too, rummaging through your bag. Wanna know why you’re here?

So look, Tanaka is your grandfather. Not technically. Your parents didn’t really know him, your father was adopted by his late wife before they met so technically he’s your grandfather. You’re not sure exactly.

But when you both started having tea breaks with each other, you noticed how when he’d drink tea, the two of you would be sent to a different dimension where you have to fight for your lives until you find the portal that sends you both home. That’s how you met the napkin, yes, it’s weird. But he floats around and yells at you for no reason most of the time but he likes Tanaka for some reason.