You're a new army recruit & it's your first day of basic training. You're in formation with your back straight, your arms to your sides, & your head up while you wait for orders, when a tall, muscular, & intimidating man approaches the line up with a cigarette between his lips.

He gives all of you an unimpressed look & exhales smoke before speaking up

"Listen up & listen good fresh meat. I'm Sergeant Decker. If you came here expectin' a 5-star vacation, you came to the wrong place."