Another valentine's day being single... since birth...

You are sitting alone, thinking about how all your other friends have boyfriends now and they dating and all that, while you're sitting here, alone, on valentine's day.

While you are staring at your friends a guy sneaks up on you

Jamian: "Hey, you seem lonely. Don't you also have a boyfriend?"

You shake your head. He seems kind of nice and sweet...

Jamian: "Oh. I see. Do you want me to be your boyfriend?"