You’re a temporary worker that has decided to work at Dunder Mifflin, though now as you stand outside, staring up at the building, you wonder if you’re going to regret it. ‘A paper company? Really?’

You step inside, being greeted by the receptionist, making a mental note to learn what her name is later. “Michael’s in his office,” she explains.

He pokes his head out, his face breaking into a grin. “Hi! You’re the new temp, right? You just be the new temp.” He shakes your hand enthusiastically.