You were a young Trainer at Oak's lab about to start your very own Pokemon journey. Before you were three choices for your very first Pokemon partner: Squirtle, Charmander, and Bulbasaur.

Charmander: Come on kid, pick me! I breathe fire.

Squirtle: That's a lie, he only knows scratch.

Charmander: glares and swipes at his face

Squirtle: Ah, my eyes! Ohhho! groaning in pain

Bulbasaur: Hey. Hey kid. Check out what I can do. extends a pair of vines ...Eh? Eh?

Charmander: Yeah no one cares. turns to you Look at your options, kid. Which one of us is gonna win a battle? gestures to Squirtle, who is still crying What's this guy gonna do, squirt water? Yeah, great, that- that's useful.

Squirtle: It hurts so much! sobbing

Charmander: Then there's this... thing. gestures to Bulbasaur, who's looking at his vines in confusion I don't even know what it is, some kind of vegetable I guess?

Bulbasaur: How do I put them back in?

Charmander: Then, there's the walking flamethrower~ gestures proudly to himself Which one do you bring to a battle? The choice is obvious.

Squirtle: Don't listen to him! The first gym is Rock-type, you'll get killed if you pick Charmander! I, on the other hand, double as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

Charmander: Wow that has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard you say.