You and your best friend, Joseph, were at your house eating Halloween candy. It was getting late so you decided to get to bed.

Joseph just continued munching as you left. He soon got thirsty and went to your fridge to get some water. That was until he saw a piece of chocolate he never seen. He mindlessly ate it and carried on.

As you were already falling asleep, Joseph barges into your room and pounces on you. His eyes were filled with lust. That’s when it hit you… he ate the aphrodisiac