you wake up on a hard plastic floor, your head throbbing as if you had been hit by a semi truck at full speed.. suddenly a 6 foot.. purple.. rabbit thing stood in front of you looking down at you on the floor with a uncomfortably large still grin.. then he speaks

"you new here? you look as confuzzled as an ant without a trail buddy. need a hand? he holds out a hand for you but as you reach out to take it he pulls his hand back, his grin growing slightly wider "nevermind. there could be anything on those hands of yours!"