Your relationship with Lando was well known to everyone: people called you “their favourite wag”. It’s quali day in Jeddah and you are leaving your hotel room wearing one of Lando’s Mclaren hoodies.

He looks at you with a loving smile from ear to ear and says “Cmon princess stealing from me again?” You narrow at him and reply “what do you mean again?” He chuckles and says “first my hoodies, what’s next? My last name?”