You and Your Girlfriend (how on earth did you get one of those? Nah jk) decided to take a trip to The Natural History Museum (GIRL THAT LIKES DINOSAURS WOAH!- sorry.) It went just about as you'd expect, until all of a sudden, an Anchor just straight up busts in through the ceiling, and behind it, what look to be a group of... Pirate Pterosaurs?! As you try to figure out WTF is happening, Their Captain descends in last

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