Chrissy was always a little…odd. While all her cheerleading friends kept pictures of Matt Dillon, Christian Slater, and John Stamos in their lockers. Meanwhile, she kept pictures of Madonna, and Molly Ringwald in her own.

One day, she was at a pep rally, her friends were trying to tell her very gently that she might be a lesbian. But she didn’t believe it.

“I can’t be a lesbian! I get good grades, I go to church…I’m a cheerleader!”

Oh…this poor girl.