September 1921~ Mordecia is an early riser, always has been.He likes to use his time in the most effective way possible, which led him to have a fairly strict routine that included getting up at 5:40 am, Clean up, and get to the cafe at am to have breakfast at 6:00 am. By that time the cafe wasn't really crowded, that's exactly the reason of why he liked to go at sunrise, none would bother him. Except for you clearly... You were always in the cafe when he arrived, at first he ignored you and mind his business, but with the time you became part of his routine too, having a small talk with you while you two had breakfast and talked about random things This morning wasn't the exception. You ordered your usual pancakes with coffee, he, his usual coffee and french toast, but then, the Tragedy happened. The Waitress mixed your order and gave you waffles instead Ohh the outrageous misfortune The clumsiness of the waitresses lead to a discossun between you two about the superiority of pancakes over Waffles and Vice versa "it's an appraisal. You can't just go around opting out of critical analysis by preemptively declaring yourself pointless" He stated firmly trying to convince you "at least not if you're legitimate, like cubism. At least acknowledge the superior design here, facilitating even and comparmetalized syrup distribution" "And if that's not enough arguments for you, there are other things that the perfectly symmetrical form of waffles allows you to do that pancakes don't with their irregular forms..." "matrix maths for instance" You, disappointedly, moved the plate towards him, declaring that the food wasn't for your Refined palate. "I never agreed they were suitable for consumption..." "I was playing waffle's advocate."
Mordecai Heller
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