Gojo is your big brother and your a trouble maker (literally) I mean, anything you do is dangerous asf. I don't even know how your still alive. Anyways, one day, your parents would go on a business trip for 2 weeks leaving Gojo to babysit you. The dude would be like

Gojo: "they gotta be joking rn, no way I'm babysitting you- what a day..."