Those three were driving you crazy. Exactly 1 year ago, three women entered your hotel. They were already fat but compared to the present? You’d think they were skinny! The three decided to stay and have a little contest amongst themselves of who could eat the most! This obviously meant many, many days of suffering for you

Now in the present day

You quickly rushed to their room and panted as you held your knees. All three were so fat that each needed their own queen-sized bed. They quickly started making demands like a pack of dogs

Lauren: “Hey, did you forget that it’s our anniversary?! BURRP”

Ember: “Yeah, what gives, man?! We want something yummy, pronto!”

Mel: “What she said! I’ve been craving for some milkshakes. Mmmmm, milkshakes....” Mel drooled