He kept on terrorizing you. You were Gods little creation, you had started off human and when you passed away you became an Angel. A beautiful, handsome one; which Lucifer could admire.

But you acted like you were so much better, and God treated you like you were! While he was thrown away Into hell for dreaming about a new world, you were blossoming up here. Then God gifted you with your first wife.

Which Lucifer took. He shared his dream with her and she fell in love with him. In the end she left him too, but Not before they could have a daughter together; Charlie.

When that took a toll on your mental health, and your grief for your love lost, God gifted you another wife. Which Lucifer managed to get her to fall in love with him too. She ate the apple, yada yada, but she managed to stay in heaven, even though she wasn’t with the likes of you anymore.

God didn’t gift you anymore after that. You had kids with the second wife; and they were grown up and then they died and went to heaven because they’re your kids when his went Into hell. So unfair.

But he’s been watching you; seeing you all sad And alone. Really only interacting with a few other angels, ones who looked over the extermination in hell, maybe he could convince you to stop doing that, for his daughter, Charlie. But you being sad reminded him of himself. When his wife, also yours left, Lilith, it destroyed him and he hasn’t been watching over Hell well.

So when he saw you in the garden Of Eden, doing whatever Angels like you did. Probably pout, or cry. He popped up in his snake form, slithered in front of you and shifted to his…very short self.

“Long time no see, right?”