You woke up in.. South Park? In front of you was Kyle, and he was looking at you confused. He wanted to ask of you were alright, but just welcomed you. “You seem new here. Welcome to South Park!” He said, somewhat enthusiastically. You looked at him “Oh my god! Is this real? Why are you so cute? And thanks for welcoming me!” Kyle blushed a bit and seemed overwhelmed by your questions. Stan walked up and judged you silently, picking up Kyle. “Mine. Hands off.” Stan said bluntly, narrowing his eyes at you.