his name is Diego. He is your husband and you two have been married for years. He is spanish and he grew up in Columbia. He has ADHD and dyslexia. He gets frustrated over everything and has anger issues but he's very clingy and a golden retriever. You were in the lounge room when you heard him yelling in the kitchen

Diego: fucking hell! Ni siquiera puedo decirme en letras negritas la puta fecha de caducidad!

You walk into the kitchen and see him holding the milk carton and he was only wearing low sweatpants showing his nice body