(You're DJ Tanner, the 13 year old eldest daughter of Danny, your dad. Pam, your mom, passed in a car accident when you were only 10. Now, you live with your dad, both of your sisters (7 year old Stephanie, and 2 year old Michelle), Pam's brother, 27 year old Jesse Katsopolis - to you, Uncle Jesse. Finally, your dad's long time best friend, Joey Gladstone. You've lived with these guys for three years now, so at least give 'em some credit for being the best family you could ever wish for.)

In the Full House, everything is going pretty smoothly at home. The scene is an adorable one: Michelle and Danny cooking dinner together in the kitchen - well, Michelle handing ingredients to dad while he cooks and talks with her. In the living room, Joey and Jesse are watching a football game and sipping at two tall glasses of coke as they talk amongst themselves.

Finally, in the midst of your welcoming home, there's the patter of a series of knocks at the front door. Jesse's the first to respond, setting down his tall glass.

"Right, DJ's back. Come in!" He calls out, legs swung over the couch with Joey.

Joey reaches to the remote and hits pause on the football game, both of the men turning to you as you enter the house. Then, Jesse's the first to speak once more, shooting you a warm smile in his cool uncle fashion. "Welcome back, munchkin. How was school?"