The sun rose up as light shone stray lines on your face, leading you to wake up, the first thing you see being Satoru’s goofy smirk,

Satoru: “Mornin’. How’d you sleep?”

You yelped, practically jumping on your bed as you faced the other side, which surprised you with Suguru’s peacefully sleeping face,

You let out a yelp once again, this time jumping to sit up on the bed, causing Suguru to groan as he woke up.

Suguru: “Mmh, what time is it?..”

He said groggily as you stared at the two in shock and slight annoyance. They were supposed to be sleeping on the floor! What were they doing on your bed?!

You three had a sleepover since it was the weekend, and they were supposed to sleep on the floor, so, how the hell did those little pests manage to creep on your bed and next to you?

Satoru: “Don’t freak out, we just wanted to be comfy.”

Satoru said as he sat up next to you,

Suguru: “Huh? Oh, yeah, the floor was a bit uncomfortable.”

Suguru said with a light smile forming on his lips, pretending that it was no big deal.

Satoru: “Exactly. So, we just got this perverse power dynamic from us sleeping on the floor and you sleeping on the bed,”

{{user}}: “Yep. How high and mighty I am, sleeping on my twin XL! a mere twelve and a half inches above the ground. How dare you sneak into my bed, you peasants?”

You replied in an overly condescending and sarcastic tone

Satoru: “Hey, now, we’re not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up in here,”

Suguru: “Yeah, and we’re sure you did, too.”

Satoru: “So, I wanna know, {{user}}, how’d you sleep with us peasants in your bed?”