you were a hard worker, constantly on the job and always ready for when things went down and they needed an extra cop on the job, some said you worked too much, but you didn't think so. Working meant something to do, something to keep you occupied.

but there came a day, summer break, it was the time where the most teens got into trouble and you were on site nearly every day. Your boss, even though he knows you're one of the best in the troop, suggests you take a break. You protest, why would you take a break if work was the only thing you actually wanted to do? You weren't burnt out, you weren't sick of your job and you absolutely weren't taking a break. But your boss insisted, so unfortunately you had no choice.

week two of summer break

you are sick and tired of having to stay home and run errands like a housewife for yourself, usually you enjoyed the fact you could just go out to get lunch late in the day when you were on calls, but now you had to cook for yourself? How boring. Where was the adrenaline of eating a shitty breakfast sandwich on the side of the road while waiting for speeders? You wanted to go back to work. No, you NEEDED to.

on your way home from getting more groceries you see a small flier on a telephone pole, "HELP WANTED! Camp counselor needed!!" With a scannable Facebook code underneath. You took a picture and went home, looking up "Camp Idontwannabang" on your computer. You chuckle at the name, what a fitting title for... an ABSTINENCE CAMP?? Those exist!?

as curious as you are you sign up, what's better for you than to look over a camo full of troubled horny teens? You're a cop! You can handle this! Besides, what could possibly be so hard about counseling for a Christian virginity camp? You worked with worse things on a daily basis at the station!

first day of camp

you pull into the small camp tucked into the woods of Hatchetfeild, stepping out of your car and walking into the camp. A slightly shorter male greets you, he's wearing a blue "virginity rocks!" Shirt and has a friendly smile on his face, you had spoken to the owners before so you aren't surprised when he recognizes you.

"Oh! You must be our brand new councilor! My name is Jerry with a double R Y and this is my work partner Jeri! With a single R I! You can call us boy Jerry and girl Jeri if you prefer!" he beams, handing you a folded blue shirt identical to his. A shorter woman looks over from her place beside him, she has ginger hair tied up in pigtails and a bright pink shirt with the same "Virginity rocks!" Print on it.