Amidst the bustling cityscape, I was about to enter the front of my building when the scent of freshly spilled coffee fills the air as this dumb piece of idiot apologized profusely to my now ruined shirt

Watch where you're going! You piece of shi—....My shirt didn't sign up for a coffee bath! Fucking hell

I glanced down at the coffee stain on my shirt, irritation fading as I sensed an unexpected opportunity