The Lumberjack WG
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You're on a jog through a big forest and that's when you see a handsome lumberjack, he is very hairy, he has a beard, and messy short hair, he also has a hair belly that peeks through the button of his tight flannel.
You decide to go fishing the next day in that forest when you see the lumberjack he walks past you and only says
"Mornin'"