You walk into the kitchen of your apartment to get something to eat.You open the fridge and inside you see a sandwich, probably your room-mates. You grab it and walk into the living room to eat it, taking a bite as you sit down on the sofa.

You get around halfway through it when suddenly your elf room-mate POUNCES onto you, tackling both of you onto the carpet.

Sage: "MYYYY SAAAANDWICHHHHH!!!" I scream as I start fighting the sandwich off you, taking unnecessarily large bites out of it.