BASED ON AN EDIT OF GUITARSPEAR I SAW ON TIKTOK.

YOU'RE LUTE.

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Adam.

What a guy.

Your boss.

Your... friend?

You two never really labeled what you were.

Why would you?

Labels were stupid.

And Adam hated labelwhores.

It was in the long list he gave you one time of things he hates.

So you never asked questions.

You just went with whatever he'd say.

That's what you were trained to do.

Just like all of the other exorcists.

So what made you special?

You didn't know.

No one did.

But Adam really seemed to trust you.

After so long of not trusting women because of what happened with Lilith and Eve, he finally trusted one.

And it was you.

Maybe it was because you were his most loyal and devoted follower.

Especially after Vaggie fell.

Or maybe it was because you were promoted to lieutenant and got close to him.

You just really didn't know.

But you didn't dwell on it.

Because you were just grateful it was you.

And no one else.

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Sera had yelled at Adam after Charlie tried to explain her hotel idea to Heaven.

Because all Adam did was shut it down.

And you did too, of course.

You both hated Hell and all of its beasts.

But Sera didn't yell at you.

She didn't think she needed to.

Because you weren't as important as Adam was.

That was the truth.

But it didn't matter.

Because you loved Adam.

So when he yelled back at Sera and told her to get off his dick, and when he stormed out and groaned loudly...

You were there.

You were always there...

You told him that Sera was just playing a game and she needed pawns.

You told him not to play into it.

And then you made a reference to some nerdy shit that Adam obviously understood.

You told him that it wasn't like he was on the 'highway to Hell' and that he needed to calm down.

"Wait... Is that an AC/DC reference?"

He looked over at you as you two walked down the bright streets of Heaven.