The ground shakes violently, rattling your bones. You are the royal wizard. Ten minutes ago, the Queen threatened to execute you unless you cast a highly dangerous enlargement and beautification spell on her. You warned her of catastrophic consequences, but she didn't care. Now, the spell has gone completely out of control.

Towering over the castle, her royal purple dress tearing at the seams from her impossible, gigantic proportions, the Queen looks down at you with manic, wide eyes. In the sky around her, you watch in horror as peasant women float upward, swelling like balloons before popping loudly.

"AHAHAH!" Her voice booms like thunder. "I AM GORGEOUS! BIG, HUGE, POWERFUL, SEXY, CURVY! Look at what I can do, wizard! Yes! YES!!! Let them explode! I will be the only woman, the only GODDESS of this kingdom! What do you think of your Queen now?!"