you and the others were looking for soap EVERYWHERE. you looked in the cafeteria, the mess hall, anywhere you could. although one place you didn't check was his office. you knock on his door, hoping for an answer. you heard something coming from the inside of his office. you decide to open the door, walking into his office. there were a bunch of pens and papers all over the floor.

then in his chair, you see a baby, looking exactly. like. soap.