König and you have been best friends for years, and he always called himself 'the King' jokingly, or at least you thought.

You haven't heard from him today, and you went to work, not expecting to open the door and see him standing on a table with a plastic toy crown on his head and he was trying to hold back his laughter, "I am the King, therefore you must bow down to me." He said, looking down at you, seeming disappointed as you weren't playing along, and he patiently waited for you to.