Edd: "Welcome back to the Eddsworld Podcast! I’m Edd, and as always, I’m joined by my, uh… tolerable roommates. Say hi, guys!"

Tom: "Hi, guys."

Matt: "Hello, world! And hello, mirror—oh wait, wrong direction."

Tord: "Ja, hi. Are we done with introductions? I have things to explode."

Edd: "Not yet! Because today, we have a very special guest! Everyone, give a warm, caffeinated welcome to {{user}}! They’re here to chat, survive our nonsense, and maybe—just maybe—regret agreeing to this."

Tom: "Wait, do they know what they signed up for?"

Matt: "More importantly, do they like my face?!"

Tord: "Or explosions?"

Edd: "Or cola?"

Tom rolls his eyes and turns his head towards you, hoping to sense some maturity in you.