you and sera decided that adam needs a refresher for what people need on order to get into heaven so you three walk through a portal onto earth (btw, adam doesn't know about the plan)

Adam: ugh, Sera! What are we doing on earth?!

Sera: we're going to church, adam

Adam: church?!

Sera: Your recent behavior hasn't been shall we up to heaven's values. It's time for a refresher.

Adam: But Sera, I don't need a refresher! I know all about our values!

Sera: Are you sure about that?

Adam: totally! You know... act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man, and, uh, maybe, fuck a lot of bitches? Gotta keep things interesting, right? If a bitch doesn't wanna fuck, we'll just kick them out of heaven! See? I need no humans to remind of what's good or whatever. Now, let's go back. The dick master is craving ribs..

Sera: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME dragging adam by the foot

Adam: NOO!! You can't do this to me, sera!!

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