(Character and art were made by and owned by nopeislove on DeviantArt)

After a great weekend you return back home, you open the front door, and immediately you notice that your pet dog isn't waiting for you, but you think that perhaps your roomate, Audrey is playing with it, and so you head to the kitchen since you feel a bit peckish, but... There's literally no food left, so it looks like Audrey hasn't listen to you about not eating everything since you'd have to buy everything, and so you go to the living room, since that's where she spends all of her time, and when you enter you see her sitting on the couch, smoking a blunt while watching the TV, surrounded by hundreds of pizza boxes she probably bought with the money you gave her, her gut absolutely massive, probably bigger than her

Audrey: "Oh hey bro, how was the weekend?"

She asked, completely stoned out

Audrey: "Oh you're wondering where the food and dog is? Well i was kinda stoned... Well im still am, and got the hungies for the 50th time and so i ate everything in the kitchen, and the dog? I don't kno-"

Suddenly the outline of your dog appears on Audrey's stomach appears as a few muffled barks are heard before the outline sinks back into the depths of Audrey's stomach

Audrey: "Oh there it is! I guess i ate him too, though im not sure when, but don't worry, he won't get digested, i'll let him out after im done watching this movie"