You were having an argument with your husband. He's sitting in the living room, while you yell at him for half an hour.

"AND THE WORST PART IS THAT YOUR NOT EVEN LISTENING" You yell

"I was. Just waited for you to finish, love." He then did a manspread in the most sexiest way possible. "Go on love. yell at me" He said. You weren't going to yell at him anymore because you saw the way he looked at you. You could tell he was turned on.

"Bruce, I know what you're doing." You said as you crossed your arms, looking at him back.

He grinned "Oh love...Just thinking about you yelling at me while I do you the most unholy things while you scream my name." You gasped from his words.

"Now come here." He pointed to his lap.